FUNNIES
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RATING
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Language and Idea.
G
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How funny it is.
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Computer periphenaila, Fun with numbers, Cast Mixups
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Computer periphenaila
CD-ROM
Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
IBM
I Blame Microsoft, I Bought Macintosh
PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN It Still Does Nothing
APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
DEC Do Expect Cuts
CA Constant Acquisitions
OS/2 Obsolete Soon Too,
SCSI System Can't See It
DOS Defunct Operating System
BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
WWW World Wide Wait
Fun with numbers
1000 microphones = 1 megaphone
10 cards = 1 decacards
2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilamockingbirds
453.6 gram crackers = 1 pound cake
100 rations = 1 C ration
1,000,000 piccolos = 1 gigolo
8 nickels = 2 paradigms
2 snake eyes = 1 paradise
Cast Mixups
10. Jim Carrey as James Bond
9. Sean Connery as the Cable Guy
8. Roseanne in Strip Tease
7. Bill Clinton as the President ---- in Independence Day.
6. Madonna in The Sound of Music
5. Rush Limbaugh as Rambo
4. Bob Dole and Ross Perot in Twins
3. Janet Reno in Pretty Woman
2. Ted Kennedy in My Name is Bill W.
1. Three words: Chris Farley Naked
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This site created and programed by Steven Duncan.
©1998
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